It's time we admit something we all know to be true: dad jokes are some of the best jokes going. Yes, they're sometimes so cringe they cause the biggest of eye rolls, but that's also kinda why we love ...
Ever told your dad, “Dad, I’m hungry,” only to get the response “Hi Hungry, I’m Dad”? If so, you’ve experienced a classic groan-worthy, eye-roll-inducing, really-should-have-seen-it-coming, ...
A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, "Give me some lip balm! And put it on my bill." How about this one? "My neighbor gave me a new roof for free, he said it was on the house." If you laughed at ...
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Can I just say I have *** little something of my sleep and no one's safe. But first, *** very important question for Ava Marie. How do you keep *** reindeer from smelling? Not again, you hold its nose ...
Why did the astronomer put ground beef in the bathtub? Because he wanted a meatier shower. That’s a gem from one of our digital editors at the Times Union, a dad of two. We want a pitcher! Not a belly ...