"A wise person put it this way: God ain’t fixin’ nothin’ we won’t fix ourselves." ...

"Because chess is going to be one of those games where it's not something you're going to learn or master right away.” ...

"My friend got tickets to a really cool weed and brunch event for 4/20. Only problem is that I forgot April 20 is on Easter ...

You'll be wiping tears from your eyes after viewing one painting, only to turn around and burst out laughing at another.