Saints BBQ blessing 504 Scott News reports that a New Orleans man has taken his devotion to the Saints — and barbecue — to spiritual levels previously unseen. Witnesses say the man held a full-on rib baptism in his backyard, using ice-cold Abita beer as holy water in an effort to “break the Saints juju” and “bless the grill.” Neighbors reported smoke, chanting, and what sounded suspiciously like “When the Saints Go Marchin’ In” played on a kazoo. One elderly woman said she saw the ribs “rise fro
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NEW ORLEANS, LA — In a groundbreaking move that experts are calling “both genius and deeply concerning,” the 504 Scott Prison System for Professional Criminals has proudly announced the grand opening of a full-service Dollar General inside the prison walls. According to Warden Dana “Dollar” Jones, the decision was simple: “Everywhere you go in Louisiana, there’s a Dollar General — except prison. So we fixed that. Now inmates can do time and save money.” The ribbon-cutting ceremony reportedly fea
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At 504 Scott Skate Park, you don’t just ride the ramps — sometimes the ramps (and skateboards) ride you. In this breaking broadcast, two anchors reported live when a woman tripped over a skateboard during her casual stroll. The first anchor panicked: “Is she OK?” The second anchor, calm as ever, delivered the punch: “She’s rolling with the flow.” But here’s where it gets wild. The footage rewinds, and suddenly she’s gliding on a skateboard like she meant to do it the whole time. Fast forward aga
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📰 504 SCOTT NEWS EXCLUSIVE: TEENAGER BRAWLS WITH MIDGET LIL PEANUT AFTER “WIZARD OF OZ” COMMENT New Orleans — Authorities were called to a chaotic scene outside a daiquiri shop last night after a teenager allegedly mocked a local midget named Lil Peanut by asking if he personally knew Glenda the Good Witch. Witnesses say Lil Peanut went “ape crazy” and launched himself at the teen with Cajun velocity and Hobbit-level fury. Chairs were flying, gumbo spilled, and someone’s crawfish tray became a
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Gumbo Temptations 504 Scott News has learned that a New Orleans woman is currently not in police custody after allegedly “lightly, politely, and with great accuracy” stabbing her husband for sneaking a secret taste of her gumbo while it was still simmering in the kitchen. According to investigators, the husband thought he was being slick, tip-toeing in like a cartoon burglar, lifting the lid, and whispering, “Just one little sip.” That’s when his wife materialized behind him like a gumbo-powered
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Santa Maria spam The 504 Scott Investigative Bureau has reportedly uncovered never-before-seen footage from the voyage of the Santa Maria, showing Christopher Columbus himself losing his temper with what historians are calling “the first extended warranty call in recorded history.” According to the newly found scrolls — and some very confused parrots — Columbus was halfway across the Atlantic when a mysterious messenger in a canoe appeared out of nowhere, shouting, “Ahoy there! I’m calling about
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